After Trump Tower, Trump Parc, Trump Place, Trump Palace, Trump Plaza, Trump International, Trump National, Trump Marina, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump World, Trump Ice and “Donald Trump, The Fragrance”, it was inevitable, I suppose, that eventually we’d get Trump University.

It seems inevitable also that the billionaire real estate mogul would launch it at a press conference outside the Trump Bar & Grill, located in the Fifth Avenue building also bearing his name, and that the subsequent coverage, as is customary with all Trump-related commentary, would be littered with teasing references to his freeze-dried comb-over.